great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
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He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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