This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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