I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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