Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
