So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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