what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
