So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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