He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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