Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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