I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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