Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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