fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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