You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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