Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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