:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
His nipple licking is glorious
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