So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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