Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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