There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I miss vodka workout Fridays
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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