well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Every concussion has its silver lining
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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