i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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