So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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