so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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