There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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