margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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