it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
