brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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