What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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