big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
No subtext here. People are naked.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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