Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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