ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
