Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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