People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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