Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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