She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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