brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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