i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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