why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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