i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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