just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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