I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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