So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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