she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We were destined to go to rehab together
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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