And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
