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Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
