Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Im just a social blackout drinker.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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