Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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