Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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