Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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