So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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