It's just like the Real World with babies
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
we're making bets on your personal life
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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