You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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