Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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