i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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