me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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