Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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