Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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